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HAD SEX WITH 50 WOMEN THIS WEEKEND!  

whoisagentj 54M
663 posts
12/10/2018 9:47 am

Last Read:
12/19/2018 6:49 pm

HAD SEX WITH 50 WOMEN THIS WEEKEND!


Sucker.

Got you with the tremendously fake headline. LOL!

Yeah, no...I did not have sex this weekend. But I got you pervs to check this out just the same. Do you feel cheated? Meh...

Update on my mom, today she goes to get her CT scan to have her checked out for her colon/intestinal cancer issue...I hope it's small. But I'll know later how it is.

I had to help work on repairing our dryer this weekend. I'm pretty handy with tools and youtube videos, so I just watched those and figured it out. The motor went, so I replaced it and got the dryer working again, and saved a bunch of money doing it, which helped my folks. And it dries our clothes even faster than before! The fun thing is I wash my mom's comforter in the wash and dried it up, and then afterwards as my mom was laying on the chaise section of the couch, I took the freshly hot comforter, and laid it on her and she turned into a cozy mouse, and snuggled into the warm comforter and fell asleep for a solid hour. She used to do that to us when we were laying on the couch, and we'd wrap ourselves up like giant burritos, sucking up the warm heat on a cold winter's day and we wouldn't move off of that couch all morning. You had to get a crowbar to pry us off that couch because it was too cozy. I miss those days.

I spent some well needed time with my this weekend. Man seeing them really helped recharge my batteries. I wish I could see them more, but that's how life is when you are a divorced man and the live with their mom. Plus I'll be able to get some time to bring them to my folks house this coming weekend so they can see their grandma and grandpa, which should brighten their spirits.

Plus, watched the Bears last night and that defense dominate the Rams! What a game that was! Plus watching the Bears, their level of play is so infectious with the level of trick plays they do, it's amazing!

Were you really disappointed that I didn't have sex with 50 women this weekend?

Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...


Agent


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
12/10/2018 8:39 pm

"Disappointed?? .....No.. are you kidding?! Spending time with your kids, fixing the dryer, and comforting your mom, is way more fulfilling than banging 50 cunts.

Excellent weekend! ... Sorry for your mom.


whoisagentj replies on 12/19/2018 6:48 pm:
Thank you Heathen. Its been crazy since I last posted. Taking my mom to the doctor, helping around the house, getting the house prep'd, handling her meds...it's been a chore.

masterfulldaddy 58M

12/10/2018 11:52 am

Wow, that is something...all the best!


whoisagentj replies on 12/19/2018 6:46 pm:
ty masterful. I'm trying to get through it all the best I can at the moment.

lnnnnng72blk 52M
9 posts
12/10/2018 11:12 am

ehh ok good for the view


TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
12/10/2018 11:01 am

Had Sex With 50 Women This Weekend!

Wow! I bet your hand is exhausted!

Sorry if that was a wee bit inappropriate! I just *had* to say it!

♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

♡♡♡

Want more? Be sure to check out my blog: TrucknLuvn!


whoisagentj replies on 12/19/2018 6:45 pm:
LOL TrucknLuvn! It's ok and all good. Unfortunately, I haven't even masturbated in a couple of weeks. I've been so focused on my mom and my kids, I've had no personal or down time since my mom said she had cancer.

tabiscot8e342ab 35F

12/10/2018 10:45 am

ha got me.


JimmyB7474 59M

12/10/2018 10:33 am

Personally my limit is four. Check out my blog for the story behind that one.

My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
12/10/2018 10:17 am

good to hear you had a chance to see your kids!!! they must be getting big by now...i don't remember exactly but my older one got married this year, and my little one is 11 now...not so little anymore...lol...

praying for your momma...

missed you much...good to hear you are doing good...how is your brother doin? i haven't see him much here either...


whoisagentj replies on 12/19/2018 6:44 pm:
Hey JA! My kids are getting big. My daughter is a junior in HS and my son is in 7th grade now. My son is sprouting like a tree!

As for former friend...well, he's now that. He ended up becoming a massive Trump follower/Republican and wouldn't listen to reason regarding anything. Afterwards, his comments became more and more annoying, hostile and negative, so I did the only thing I could and cut him from my life like cancer.

1Swing69 64M

12/10/2018 10:12 am

I thought it was the joke of the day......


whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
12/10/2018 9:48 am

I think if this did happen my dick probably would have fallen off due to overuse.

Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...


Agent


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