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What tune....  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
3/22/2019 3:15 pm
What tune....

Would you like played?









2nd time I've posted this. Wonder if they will leave it alone this time?





Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 3:47 pm

Ooooo... well there's an idea that should be patented... lol 💡😂😘
Yep. Have a great night...
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 3:49 pm

ya know... I'm not sure if that link eirjued.. Lol.. It's all good. I'm having a pig roast on my side of the island tonight... 🏝️🐷 Come vudyy.. Iced pineapple slushies... It'll be a blast. Look for the fire pit.. That's me.. 🔥😁


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/22/2019 3:54 pm

I've seen some strange things done to a penis on here, so it wouldn't surprise me to see a picture of this done one day.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/22/2019 3:56 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    ya know... I'm not sure if that link eirjued.. Lol.. It's all good. I'm having a pig roast on my side of the island tonight... 🏝️🐷 Come vudyy.. Iced pineapple slushies... It'll be a blast. Look for the fire pit.. That's me.. 🔥😁
Jumping on a plane. lol Pork is my favourite meat.


Oralfetish17201 47M
12 posts
3/22/2019 4:53 pm

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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/22/2019 5:06 pm

    Quoting Oralfetish17201:
    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
They stole my pic. Will re post.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
3/22/2019 5:45 pm

I suppose most Jethro Tull songs would have a lot of flute solos.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/22/2019 5:54 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I suppose most Jethro Tull songs would have a lot of flute solos.
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love it. Could get quite carried away.


SuperKingrey 46M
17 posts
3/22/2019 8:28 pm

Haha.. funny


Babyface197840 46M

3/22/2019 9:21 pm

Nice thought... could think of a few good songs!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/22/2019 10:40 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a laugh.


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
3/23/2019 5:24 am

But if you went to wee, you'd need two hands to plug the holes so it doesn't go everywhere. Mind you, even without multiple holes, some people still manage to do that.

Reminds me of the Monty Python animation where The Lovers? has the guy blowing into his lover's mouth and "playing" her thigh.

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/23/2019 9:19 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    But if you went to wee, you'd need two hands to plug the holes so it doesn't go everywhere. Mind you, even without multiple holes, some people still manage to do that.

    Reminds me of the Monty Python animation where The Lovers? has the guy blowing into his lover's mouth and "playing" her thigh.
I've seen the mess some guys make with just one hole, so there's no way I'd want to clean up if they had more than one.

Not seen that animation.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
3/23/2019 11:21 pm

Maybe all those that hang out
here would place them side by
side and have Zamfir blow something
from the light classics for everyone
on his living peenflute.

Using more than all the road!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/24/2019 12:18 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Maybe all those that hang out
    here would place them side by
    side and have Zamfir blow something
    from the light classics for everyone
    on his living peenflute.
His beautiful sounds could never be replicated no matter how many penises were used. lol


danceswithtrees 64M
2425 posts
3/24/2019 11:37 am

well that brings back some memories...my second wife and I played that way...had a surgeon put finger holes in my penis and she played such wonderful music...sad part is that she left me for a guy whose penis she played like a trombone.


chaso5 65M

3/24/2019 6:10 pm

Would it be too much for me to ask you played the full double album of Pink Floyd?!!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/24/2019 9:19 pm

    Quoting danceswithtrees:
    well that brings back some memories...my second wife and I played that way...had a surgeon put finger holes in my penis and she played such wonderful music...sad part is that she left me for a guy whose penis she played like a trombone.
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I bet in time she found out that some things can just be toooo big.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/24/2019 9:20 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    Would it be too much for me to ask you played the full double album of Pink Floyd?!!!
hahaaaaaaaaa.

Now would that be all in one sitting, or stretched out? lol


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
3/25/2019 10:23 am

Haha....something short and sweet I think!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/25/2019 2:31 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Haha....something short and sweet I think!!
Do I see another size question hidden in there? lol


chaso5 65M

3/25/2019 3:20 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    hahaaaaaaaaa.

    Now would that be all in one sitting, or stretched out? lol


I know I wouldn't last the whole sitting but always good to have something to aim for & practice does make perfect!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/25/2019 3:41 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I know I wouldn't last the whole sitting but always good to have something to aim for & practice does make perfect!
Why have it all at once, when you can keep some for later and enjoy it all over again?

Practice is never a bad thing.


chaso5 65M

3/26/2019 3:19 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Why have it all at once, when you can keep some for later and enjoy it all over again?

    Practice is never a bad thing.


So true! Always have liked how you think!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/26/2019 11:50 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    So true! Always have liked how you think!
As they say................ Great minds think alike.


dafocker44 64M
986 posts
3/27/2019 5:03 pm

Well, its still up and I wonder what tune she could play on a small one!!!

[I]Da Focker!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/27/2019 9:21 pm

    Quoting dafocker44:
    Well, its still up and I wonder what tune she could play on a small one!!!
As they say..... it's not the quantity, it's the quality, so I'm sure a fine tune would be played.


Peterpickler 46M

3/28/2019 12:04 am

dirty deeds


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/28/2019 12:23 am

Thanks for popping in.

Is that..... Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap? ACDC? lol


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