Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service

11/15/18 - Nearly 2 Months In - No Sex Yet!  

elRoginBoca 65M
55 posts
11/15/2018 1:16 pm
11/15/18 - Nearly 2 Months In - No Sex Yet!


I'm almost to the point of wondering . . .

The old Christmas song, the 12 Days of Christmas . . . .being Jewish means I probably shouldn't go there, but what the heck.

"5 Gold Rings". Or in Passion speak, "One gosh darn date". Hard to believe it's been ONE DINNER so far, which in retrospect I suspect was to get a free meal out of me.

Well, here's the rest of the song:

12 Submissive Requests
11 Google Hangouts
10 Chinese Fake Profiles
9 More Chinese Fake Profiles
8 More Chinese Fake Profiles (yep, about 27 in total - all seemed to Flirt)
7 London 37-year olds
6 Local Rejections
5 Times my profile viewed without a message (that seems to be the record so far)
4 Email addresses that led nowhere
3 Scam Attempts

and finally

2 Blue Balls
and
1 Gosh Darn Date

My Flirt total is now 105, so we can safely assume there's not a lot of correlation there . . . and 190 people viewed my profile (at least that's the net when the fake Chinese stuff fell off) . . . so over 50% of the viewers Flirted!

If only Flirts equaled orgasms . . . where's George Orwell when you need him?

This feels like the first half of a Batman episode from the 1960's . . . Holy Quadalcanal Batman, what now? Our Caped Crusader (the singular has to do for now) is tied up by Catwoman . . . sorry Dommes, but Julie Newmar gets a pass on the Sub stuff and if you need to know why you are amazingly ignorant of the original series . . . will he escape? Heck, Julie is now about 78 and her legs are STILL fantastic.

Or, as the late, great Rodney Dangerfield would say "I don't cry in front of girls, I beg!". Maybe that will work? i doubt I could even get a sympathy lay with a Powerball win . . .

Well, time to try something drastic . . . Happy Hour at City Fish in Boca . . . there must be a 76-year old woman needing a back rub . . .

Til tomorrow my fans . . . if I have any

elRoginBoca 65M

11/15/2018 1:18 pm

I'm thanking Author51 for the tip of adding a comment to get the blog posted!


redmustang91 64M
9760 posts
11/15/2018 1:35 pm

Trust me if you won a lottery prize you would get too much attention.


DoUIntheButt 41M
118 posts
11/15/2018 1:45 pm

Yep its a bit rough on here as of late! Just have to ride it out. There is someone for someone on here. Just takes time to find them and the connection!


bitchkitty2017 71F

11/15/2018 1:50 pm

    Quoting DoUIntheButt:
    Yep its a bit rough on here as of late! Just have to ride it out. There is someone for someone on here. Just takes time to find them and the connection!
lol yr a 36 yr old with a dick to yr knees and you are giving that advice to a 60 year old? One of these thing is not like the other , one of these things just doesn't belong..Thats a Sesame Street song...lol


bitchkitty2017 71F

11/15/2018 1:52 pm

    Quoting redmustang91:
    Trust me if you won a lottery prize you would get too much attention.
lol am sure he would get the kind of attention and much more, its called the gift that keeps on giving if he won the lottery


Linc1912 47M
978 posts
11/15/2018 2:12 pm

DOUINTHEBUTT—

its been rough on here the last few YEARS. they need to pin back some of the fake profiles.. maybe the small number of actual women here will float to the surface!

~Linc was here.~


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
11/16/2018 12:01 am

This is Mecca for the inhibited.
Where discretion shows you who is
inhibited.

Using more than all the road!


Become a member to create a blog