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Years Ago
Posted:Oct 18, 2020 8:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2020 8:21 am
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I'm sitting at work and minding my own business, when my colleague" Blonde blue eyes, 4ft5 with a body die for" asks for some advice... I replied saying she's always welcome and that I’m always happy assist. She walked over my desk wearing a black mini skirt that's just enough cover her essentials... immediately I felt a bulge growing. She came and sat next & crossed her legs over making sure that I see that she has no underwear ... I got so excited that I almost popped my load right there. The bulge in my pants increased so that she noticed. She smiled and said we should go somewhere more private and secluded... We went the parking basement and sat in my car. I asked her what seemed be the problem and she replied with one word "HUNGRY". I was confused as I did not understand what she meant by it. Before I could question her, she grabbed the bulge in my pants and offered help relieve the pressure. I still acted stupid. She leaned over, unzipped my pants and stuck her hand in, boy what a feeling. Enjoying her touch, she offered to release the pressure I was feeling from my cock, and began sucking , balls and all. I could not believe what was happening. While she was enjoying Lunch, I texted my friend telling him of my current experience. She got up and sat top of , sliding my rock hard cock deep inside her soft juicy pussy, I forgot completely my text and I grabbed her tits...they were small but a very succulent size 32B's. She rode me like a stallion for minutes. I know because I checked my watch worried we might be late back work.
After a while she begged for take her from behind...what the hell, we had more minutes before we needed be back. It was exhilarating. The warmth of her asshole made cum immediately. Leaving my cum juice in her tight little ass. Just as we finished a car pulled and we both dived for cover... we went back the office as if nothing happened.
Since our first experience, we continued fucking each other ever since during lunch time...I've lost over 20 lbs...
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36 Questions for You...
Posted:Oct 16, 2020 9:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2021 11:52 pm
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1.)Can you cook?

2.)What was your dream growing up?

3.)What talent do you wish you had?

4.)If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5.)Favorite vegetable?

6.)What was the last book you read?

7.)What zodiac sign are you ?

8.)Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

9.)Worst Habit?

10.)If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11.)What is your favorite sport?

12.)Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13.)What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? panic!!!!

14.)Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15.)Tell me one weird fact about you.

16.)Do you have any pets?

17.)What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

18.)What was your first impression of me?

19.)Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20.)If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21.)Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22.)What color eyes do you have?

23.)Ever been arrested?

24.)Bottle or can pop

25.)If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

26.)If you could, would you date me?

27.)What 's your favorite place to hang at?

28.)Do you believe in ghosts?

29.)Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30.)Do you swear a lot?

31.)Biggest pet peeve?

32.)In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33.)Do you believe/appreciate romance?

34.)If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?

35.)Do you believe in God?

36.)Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

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The Man Rules
Posted:Oct 10, 2020 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2021 2:52 am
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The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh!

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an even bigger laugh!
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Giving Pleasure is my Passion
Posted:Nov 25, 2018 10:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2020 9:59 am
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Here's a testimonial I received back in 2008 on a prior Horny.net account...Hoth2orob...Look it up!
She was a 35yo Hispanic school teacher, as you can tell! haha I'm even better now because I love to practice...practice...practice!

Ladies, you definitely need to "HOOK UP" with this wonderful, experienced RHODES "Tongue" SCHOLAR allowing him to be grateful he is back in Texas.
I'm STILL shaking in tantalizing, TANTRICalizing, ECSTASY from a record breaking MULTI-ORGASMIC, 5-hour playful session of fun loving, spontaneous, toe curling, glass-breaking SCREAMING! 
This modest man spoke of being able to give a woman TEN orgasms in one mind boggling act of sexual pleasure. Ten orgasms...NOT! Try more than 15! I lost count! AND THE EVENING WAS ONLY HALFWAY OVER!
EVERYTHING he stated in his profile is ABSOLUTELY true! ALL and more than what you want and can expect is what this unselfish, goddess worshiping, Virgo with the animistic cat tongue of Leo the lion will delight you with. His playfulness will leave you smiling, laughing, and screaming in THREE different languages EVEN if you only speak one language.
His ATTENTIVE detail to what you desire and fantasize is so refreshing and liberating that the sexual GODDESS in you will be eternally thankful. He will
TAP that exquisite, divine sexual being in your womanhood with his mind boggling techniques! 
AND he is FUN to play with! I will never look at my kitchen island again in the same way! He will be forever known to me as DR. FEELGOOD. 
My intimate experience with this gifted master had me beginning my work week with a feeling of such excitement making me feel alive and relaxed knowing I am appreciated as the GODDESS I know I am.
He truly is unselfish in pleasing the woman that YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW EXISTED!
Don't let the age fool you! His Johnny Carson-like good looks and playful manner will give the meaning to the iconic words, "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
He definitely sets the bar for ALL men in knowing how to give a woman a multi-orgasmic experience. If there ever was a need for cloning a certain type of man, HE WOULD BE THE ONE TO DUPLICATE.
I strongly recommend you contact my good doctor and receive his "gold star" servicing of your SHAKTI!


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