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What I am NOT looking for: emails that only say "u wanna fuck?", hookups, fuck buddies, quickies, one nighters, traveling salesmen, refusal to wear a condom and/or have pics on profile to prove it, being a number in a lil' black book, being part of your harem, long distance cam sessions...if any of these words are in your vocabulary then please pass by me! Thank you! Play safe and stay well!

I'm sarcastic & have a smart-ass attitude.
It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit & stupidity!


Trust, honesty and being discreet are extremely important!
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Big Boobs...
Posted:Aug 24, 2015 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2015 5:10 pm
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Just me....
Posted:Jul 25, 2015 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2015 5:10 pm
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I don't...
Posted:Jul 13, 2015 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2015 5:11 pm
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So please you don't!
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My sign in bed...
Posted:Jul 6, 2015 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2015 11:39 pm
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Thank you sweet_VM for posting all the bedroom signs!
I just borrowed mine to post here..

PISCES:
Feb 20 - March 20

Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ole, same ole when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented foot bath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!
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I'm too much a tomboy?!
Posted:Jun 6, 2015 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2015 8:51 pm
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Got this reply by email after meeting for a beer a couple weeks ago...

"Hey, I enjoyed meeting and talking to you . If I lived closer, I'm sure we would be good friends, and maybe shoot together. You wouldn't have to twist my arm very hard to get me into shooting sports. But...
What I'm looking for is more of the prissy, feminine, vulnerable lady. I love a woman with long nails and wears a dress.
You are a wonderful lady, and very active, and I like that. Just not really what I'm looking for right now.
I hope you find what you need as well. Take care. Maybe see you on the range sometime."

I always get turned down because I'm BBW (fat ) and/or married but never cause I've been "too active with my guns"!
Guess I'll stick to playing with S&W...
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She said it best...
Posted:Jun 4, 2015 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2015 5:21 pm
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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ...Marilyn Monroe
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Why?
Posted:Jun 4, 2015 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2015 8:22 pm
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a while ago
a person whom i thought i knew fairly well
suddenly dropped out of my raider...
i thought we had some actions going...
i didn't see any indication of it would end like this...
things were quite normal till one day
he just disappeared...

well...perhaps he just found the missing piece that he was looking for???
perhaps, he just say, "fuck it" and he decided he was gonna walk out of this???

well...whatever the reason...
i am happy, as long as he is happy now, somewhere, somehow...
i miss him...
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For those who ask...
Posted:May 20, 2015 11:36 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 4:34 pm
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There are many who email wanting to see the Lady behind the Glock.
So...


Now please stop asking....{=}
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Time to ride!
Posted:Mar 1, 2015 10:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2015 3:28 pm
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Winter was kinda a bust when it came to snowshoeing this year...
Lack of snow made it down right depressing at times!
So now it's time to dust off the hiking boots...fishing pole too!
And get the horses (and myself) ready for summer...
Hopefully the lack of winter moisture won't hinder summer fun in the mountains!
Anyone wanna join me?
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A late night ponder...
Posted:Feb 4, 2015 11:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2015 2:56 pm
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One of the worst feelings is when someone makes you feel special...
Then suddenly leaves you hanging...
And you have to act like you don't care at all...
Yet I hope you'll always remember all the fun memories we created...
Because I will.
{=}
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Some people...
Posted:Feb 2, 2015 5:24 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2015 4:24 pm
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Not sure why they have big fish, small pond syndrome...
Or why they need everyone to drink the Kool Aid and like them?
Deal with it! And get over yourselves!
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Another giggle...
Posted:Jan 25, 2015 10:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2015 8:18 pm
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Gave me a giggle...
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I want...no...I need...
Posted:Dec 31, 2014 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2015 3:30 pm
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I just need to explode...
And collapse...
Then do it all over again!
{=}
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