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What I am NOT looking for: emails that only say "u wanna fuck?", hookups, fuck buddies, quickies, one nighters, traveling salesmen, refusal to wear a condom and/or have pics on profile to prove it, being a number in a lil' black book, being part of your harem, long distance cam sessions...if any of these words are in your vocabulary then please pass by me! Thank you! Play safe and stay well!

I'm sarcastic & have a smart-ass attitude.
It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit & stupidity!


Trust, honesty and being discreet are extremely important!
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For private messages...
Posted:Aug 17, 2010 8:33 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2019 4:10 pm
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This is where anyone can leave me a message...
Standard, Silver or Gold...
Doesn't matter...
Only I will read them...
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Gonna fish or cut bait?
Posted:Aug 25, 2016 11:53 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2017 7:15 pm
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That was the ultimatum I received this evening via test.
Because I haven't had the time, energy or motivation to jump a so called "gentleman" at his offer of a "FWB relationship".
He is older and retired...his life fairly simple and fun filled with his choosing.
While mine on the other hand has been just the feckin' opposite! And not of my choosing!
Here it is end of August already and I'm still wondering where January went when we had our first meet over dinner.
Work has been a chaotic mess...
I put myself in a shooting competition that had all my spare time practicing for it...
And everything else like housework, shopping, errands, etc kinda got accomplished each week but how... I really don't know.
I haven't had a spare minute to ride, hike or read...
Even cooking has been replaced by convenience...and cooking was my solace at times!
So giving me an ultimatum because like that...not a wise thing to say to me in the frame of mind I have been in! (And he knew about it)
He says I was just "pussin around" and "that it's just a game to me".
Apparently he never really listened when we talked... never believed in or remembered anything I said I wanted, needed or was going thru.
I can only apologize for wasting his patience and time...but not for playing games!
It was never a game! It is never a game being a FWB with me. I only ever have one at a time...
He unfortunately showed up at the wrong time in my life and I just couldn't keep up or do anything fast enough for him.
He will be missed! I wish him the best life has to offer...
Now for a silent phone once again
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Alone vs Lonely...
Posted:Aug 25, 2016 11:32 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2016 5:05 pm
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I am quite often alone.
I am only lonely some of the time.
See, I have a huge amount of experience being alone.
I am usually comfortable being alone.
I prefer it.

Except when the loneliness creeps in.
I hate that I get lonely.
But I don't know how to stop it.

There are numerous "friendly acquaintances" in my world...
But I haven't had many "real friends" in the last 10 years.
Not one true "best" friend either.

Part of it is trust issues - a big part - and the other part is that most times I am comfortable being alone.

Loneliness is just an occasional pain, but it can stab really deep!
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Blah!
Posted:Jul 9, 2016 11:39 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2019 4:11 pm
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I have become a hermit. I have no social life. I have no friends I can call up and say, "Let's go do something". I have been withdrawing more and more over the last year or two, and now here I am surfing Horny.net blogs for excitement.
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Horny.net FUBAR's yet again!
Posted:May 5, 2016 10:46 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2016 7:15 pm
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What the hell...
Where's my Hot List gone to now Horny.net?!
There are now 149+ people who I have no clue who they are on my so called Hot List!
What happened to the 17 I actually wanted and listed on there?
Again...if it ain't broke STOP trying to fix it!
Geesh!
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit!
Posted:Mar 17, 2016 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2016 9:10 am
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit!
Cá mbeidh tú ag fliuchadh na seamróige?
Saol fada agus breac-shláinte chugat.
Go raibh míle maith agat!


Translation...

"Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Where will you be wetting the shamrock? (to wet the shamrock - to go for a drink, especially on St. Patrick's Day!)".
"Long-life and fair health to you."
"Thank you very much indeed ("may you have a thousand good (things)"
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FUBAR'd...
Posted:Mar 9, 2016 4:54 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2016 2:42 pm
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Leave it to the almighty wise IT folks here on Horny.net to mess with stuff that doesn't need fixing! Anyone else missing their hotlist or friends list? I suddenly have 151 new people as my hotlist and I have no damn clue who they are! Same with my friends...565 new ones but can't find a still original one anywhere.
Hey Horny.net....if it ain't broke, stop fucking with it!"
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Happy?!
Posted:Feb 14, 2016 3:10 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2016 8:31 pm
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Today is about as dreary and sloggy as the weather is outside!
Yes sloggy....winter's ugly first attempt at thawing...still slick but slushy and foggy.
Then it will freeze tonight to make the morning's commute look like a hockey game!
So what did all you love birds to for one another today?
Happy Heart Day y'all!
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Who me?
Posted:Oct 11, 2015 9:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2015 3:39 pm
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Hoping bail money won't be needed...
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Random words of advice ...
Posted:Sep 12, 2015 9:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2015 6:07 pm
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Is it worth it?
Posted:Aug 27, 2015 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2017 5:48 pm
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I just had my monthly waxing.
So now I am soft and smooth and completely bare! (And horny!)
My clit is tingling...wanting to be touched, teased and tasted.
But there is no one in my bubble to give me this needed pleasure.
I sometimes wonder if it is worth the time/cost$$ in waxing when the only one to see the results are myself...and my waxorcist!
Same goes for pedicures...
Is it worth it?
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In timeout...
Posted:Aug 26, 2015 9:00 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2015 10:41 am
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.......{=}
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Ice Cream Cones...
Posted:Aug 24, 2015 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2016 9:12 am
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Luv licking a man like an ice cream cone...
Any takers?
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