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Time to start bloggin
 
I've been thinking of doing a blog and since I love to write about various things (as most of my friends out there know) I decided to do some blogs.... More to follow.
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Loud sex and the police LOL
Posted:Aug 4, 2009 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2011 12:17 pm
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I posted this blog on the couple's profile page that my girlfriend and I have (TimNVicki) and its such a funny story, I'll post it here too.

Last Saturday Vicki and I had our first adventure playing as a couple with a couple we met through our couple's profile (we've played with others together before though).

We meet D and C on fairly short notice and met at a local restuarant/bar. We got along well and had great conversation over drinks and snacks, before we agreed to come back to my house together.

Vicki and D got started pretty quickly and were busy in my bedroom when C and I were still talking. After some foreplay on the couch, C and I headed off to my spare bedroom to play. Vicki can be very vocal and loud and we could her her moan and scream from down the hall.

C and I finished and talked for a while when Vicki and D started up on round two. C and I stood in the doorway to watch as D vigorously fucked Vicki good, in a few different positions. Vicki got even louder than usual from his hard pounding cock and was screaming very loud at times.

They finally finished and Vicki and I went outside for a smoke. We were out on my patio talking over our cigarettes when we saw a light near the gate into my backyard and heard a voice announcing "police".

We asked what's the problem, and they reported that not one but two of my neighbors called 911 after hearing Vicki's loud screaming, thinking that it may've been more than just loud sex and that she may be in danger.

The cops let me run into the house to get dressed (Vicki was glad she put something on before going outside). I told D and C about the police, telling them that we were all at a "crime scene". Since they had already put clothes on, they went outside with me.

The police were surprised to see a second couple and one of them asked "Two couples? Are you having a little orgy?" Vicki answered, "Not an orgy... we were in separate rooms." One of the officers then said, "Your neighbors said it sounded like it started out as good sex, but then changed to bad sex or someone in danger." Vicki replied, "No, it was REALLY good sex!" The cop then said that if it wasn't so dark out that we'd be able to see how much he was blushing. They suggested closing the bedroom window, wished us a good night, and left.

As soon as the police left, all four of us had a great laugh about it! This is a story Vicki and I will be telling for years to come. Too bad it wasn't me that made her react like that... now I have a new goal! LOL
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Swingers Party Update
Posted:May 14, 2009 3:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2021 6:21 pm
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I got the invites out a week and a half ago for my swingers party on the 30th. I've got 16 people who confirmed that they're coming and 4 maybes (all guys). I'm surprised that the ratio of the people confirmed now is 10 women and 6 men. My female friends helping me organize it suggest having a few more men then women and even if a couple of the maybes show up, we're still short about 4 guys.

I would've thought that I'd have a better response from the guys and I wouldn't be short of men at the party. What man wouldn't want to go to a party where he has a VERY good chance to get laid?!?!? LOL But I still have a few weeks to go and we'll be sending out a second round of invites this week to some guys to try to get the ratio where we want it.
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The Seattle Erotic Arts Festival
Posted:May 4, 2009 7:50 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2009 7:59 am
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Last Friday I went to the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival (SEAF) and it was very interesting!

I went with a small group of people... my date, and two other women and one other man. It was held at the Exhibition Hall at the Seattle Center.

There were exhibitions all manner of erotic arts... paintings, photos, sculptures, and other types. Some of the art was very erotic, some was humorous, some wasn't my taste but things I could see others would find erotic, and some was just plain strange... but all of it was interesting.

They had many live performers... burlesque dancers, ballroom and other more "normal" dancers, a bondage booth, suspended acrobats, body painting, live food art (near naked women being artistically decorated with food), and music.

The oddest performer was probably the couple with the man dressed normally and the woman in just panties with body paint and makeup to look like a wild animal... when she wasn't in her cage near the stage, she was led around by him on her hands and knees on a chain. It was funny when she walked thru the crowd to see her occasionally go up to someone and sniff their butt just like an animal would do.

It was worth the price of admission just to people watch. The crowd included people dressed in all manner of attire. Of course I was most interested in looking at the women... short skirts, sexy dresses, and see thru tops abounded, along with women in nice bra, panties and garter combinations. There were also plenty of people dressed in fairly outragious outfits that were interesting to see. The guy the women in my group enjoyed to see was one of the workers there who was passing out info and questionaires to answer... he wore nothing but a white top hat, satin shoes, a bow tie, and the TINIEST thong.

I nearly bought one photo that featured a naked woman on her back with a small golf flag stick in her navel and a 3 inch golfer in her pubic hair taking a swing. It was titled "in the rough" and was very funny, but at $60 for a small reproduction it was a bit much.

I joked that we carnivores weren't properly represented in the live food art display... all of the food was fruits and veggies. But I suppose, in addition to not offending the vegans, that was more erotic than using a cold cut platter.

The biggest disappointment was when the featured performers, The Wet Spots, took the stage. They're a funny husband and wife singing duo who do hilarious songs about sex. The sound system and accustics was so bad in the hall that you couldn't hear the lyrics... which is the main reason to listen to them. I've listened to their performances they have posted on their website and plan to buy their 2 CD's and 1 DVD to make up for what I missed.

My date and I were tired from being up since 5:00 a.m. and left around midnight and missed the midnight to 4:00 a.m. DJ dance party which I'm sure would've been a blast.

I couldn't help but wonder how they were able to organize that and use city property for it without one or more conservative, religous, or right wing group raising a stink about it. If they'd been there to see it, I'm sure some conservative with a stick up their butt would've fainted on the spot! LOL

All in all, it was a LOT of fun!
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Planning my first lifestyle/swingers party
Posted:May 4, 2009 7:19 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2009 8:25 am
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Last week I started seriously planning for my first lifestyle/swingers party that I'll host. One of my Horny.net lady friends I've been seeing for a while is co-hosting it with me and another lady friend who's been to many of these parties is my "official" advisor. Even with that help its big job, but so far it looks like it won't be too overwhelming... and the payoff is obvious.

I've wanted to do this since I bought my house last summer and now its gonna happen. My place should be good for a party with around 20 people. I'll have at least 5 play areas... 2 bedrooms with beds, my playroom with sex swing, and both living room couches... not to mention my hot tub. The only "rule" (other than the obvious ones that always apply) that I want to enforce is "no sex on my pool table"... I don't want bodily fluids on the felt.

The first order of business is picking a date, and we settled on May 30. Thats one week after my birthday (which falls on Memorial Day weekend this year). In meeting with my co-host and advisor last week we worked out ideas for how many people to have over, food and drinks, play area set ups, etc.

The next order of business is making a list of people to invite. When I jotted names, I had enough people in the couples and women columns, but not enough men. With some help from the ladies, that was quickly solved. We sent the invites out last night and already got one confirmation (from a guy my hostess met here and has been seeing for a while).

I found a bed online to buy to put in my spare bedroom. I was thinking of getting a guest bed for a while and getting rid of an unused desk in there, and this is the final incentive to do that.

So, after the first week of serious planning, everything is going well. More to follow....
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Superhero Sex.... LOL
Posted:Apr 13, 2009 10:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2021 6:22 pm
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I'll preface this post by saying that I'm NOT a superhero comic book nerd... even as a I never owned one. But over the weekend I was surfing through the channels on TV and watched a few minutes of the Spiderman movie.

The thought that popped into my head was... "what sort of interesting sexual positions could Spiderman get into, with his ability to walk on walls and spin webs?". That thought quickly expanded to what sorts of sexual skills or tastes would other superheros have. Here are a few that I thought of:

Batman, Robin and Batgirl having a threesome in the Batcave, while Alfred sat at his computer watching the video with his bottle of Viagra by his side.

Since Superman would lose his powers by having sex, he's celibate. But with his X-ray vision he'd be the ultimate voyeur, able to look through walls to watch people have sex.

Since his body doubles in size when he gets worked up, the Incredible Hulk must have an enormous cock... so he could be very popular with the ladies.

Wonderwoman has her magic lariate, so she must use that for some kinda bondage... the question that's unclear is if she's the dom or the sub.

Aquaman's ability to breath underwater would make him popular with women in his hot tub... he could stay under water indefinately licking their pussy.

Being able to be invisible is the ultimate in being discreet, so the woman in the Fantastic Four who can become invisible could have affairs with married men, sneaking into their beds to ride them while their unsuspecting wife slept beside them.

I'm sure there are many more good ones, but those are the ones that came to mind. I suppose that if I were a comic book nerd, I'd be able to think of the sexual superpowers of all sorts of other superheros. LOL
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The Eight Commandments
Posted:Mar 13, 2009 11:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:2 am
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I had a date last night with a very cool married woman who's in an open marriage, who I've seen a few times. While we were resting between rounds, the conversation moved to our mutual disdain for organized religion. We did agree that the Ten Commandments were a pretty good framework for a moral code, whether you believed in the religious background or not.

Except of course for the 2 Commandments we were violating at the time... the ones about committing adultry and coveting your neighbor's wife. But we agreed that the rest of the rules were good and that 8 out of 10 isn't bad!
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His and her doubleheaders
Posted:Jan 22, 2009 10:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2013 7:31 am
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I was expecting a quiet evening at home last night; as of noon, I had no plans for the night. But things sure changed for the better!

I texted my latest Horny.net friend (Ve) to ask if she was interested in stopping by after work. She accepted and came over around 5:30. We had some fun and then she left around 6:30 so she could be somewhere by 7:00.

A little later I heard from Vi one of my 3 regulars. She was on a date that ended around 8:30 (he has to get up at the crack of dawn so she had to leave by then). She came over around 9:30, we had some fun and then she spent the night (ironically, leaving at 6:30 just as the first woman had, except in the a.m.).

So rather than having a quiet evening watching a movie on the couch as I planned, I had a doubleheader, having sex with Ve and Vi. And since Vi came over after her date, it was a doubleheader for her as well. His and her doubleheaders! Where else but Horny.net can you do that?
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DP with a vibrator.... so nice!
Posted:Jan 8, 2009 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2015 6:26 pm
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A few times lately I've done a double penetration with a vibrator in the other opening... a vibrating butt plug in her ass while I fucked her pussy or a vibrator in her pussy while I'm in her ass. The added sensations of the vibrator feels really good and adds a lot! I highly recommend it!
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Happily Non-Monogamous; My Three Girlfriends
Posted:Jan 6, 2009 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2015 6:26 pm
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As the new year begins, it’s a good time to say how happy I am with my arrangement with the 3 women I'm seeing on a regular basis. I've called them friends with benefits or girlfriends and I’m not really sure which label is most accurate (and I’m not a big fan of labels anyway), but I will say that I'm very happy seeing each of them.

I’ve known them for between just over 7 months and just under 3 months. I get along great with all of them, with or without our clothes on, and there are many similarities between the 3 of them that’s great, but it’s the differences and variety that I like the best. The main downside of seeing the 3 of them is the difficulty in making dates around each of their other schedules.

Of course, the biggest area where the variety is fun is with the sex. There are some things they all like, but there are some other things that one or another likes to do that’s different from the others… it’s great to be able to try or do different things with each of them. It’s also fun that they each have different “styles” in doing some things (I won't say skills, since that'd imply that one is better than another and they're all great at what they do)… and it’s great to the same things in different ways with them.

I’m not “exclusive” with my 3 great FWB’s and am always interested in meeting new women, but I am very happily non-monogamous with my 3 girlfriends!
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Quitting smoking
Posted:Nov 7, 2008 8:38 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2009 3:48 pm
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As of November 3, I'm trying again to quit smoking. So far, after 4 days I haven't had a smoke. My biggest temptation was the first day after dinner... I really wanted my traditional after dinner smoke. On day 3 I was talking with a friend who smokes and really liked the smell of her cigarette, but didn't have any huge urge to smoke.

I'm using the patch this time, after using gum in the past, and it's working a lot better. In the past, one time I'd "cheat" and have a smoke was in the mornings when I'd wake up with no nicotine all night. The gum took too long for it to get into my system and a smoke was faster. But by keeping the patch on all night, I never got low on nicotine so I didn't need the quick boost in the morning.
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My strangest Horny.net first date.......
Posted:Oct 24, 2008 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2008 7:54 am
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Last week I had my strangest first date with an Horny.net woman... perhaps anyone.

We had talked earlier and felt comfortable skipping the usual public meeting and she came straight to my house. After about an hour of conversation, drinks and snacks, we decided it was time to get in my hot tub.

She was in the hot tub waiting for me by the time I got out there (naked of course). Within a minute or two of joining her in the tub (naked as well), we were all over each other. We were kissing, touching, groping, stroking, licking and sucking (although more by me than her... at least for the sucking part). That went on for a full 90 minutes nearly nonstop... and hour and a half of intense foreplay.

I finally suggested that it was time to go inside, assuming that she was as interested in taking things to the next level as I was. I was a couple minutes behind her going inside, and by the time I walked in I was very surprised to see that she was half dressed and she said she had to go.

We talked for a while in the kitchen, her dressed and me with just a towel over my shoulders, before I suggested that we sit on the couch to talk. When I said I was going to get dressed she said she didn't want me to, so I sat down naked on the couch and we continued to talk for the better part of an hour.

She finally asked to look at my Horny.net profile, since she couldn't see it all well as a standard member. When she read my testimonial from a good friend with whom we didn't have a sexual spark, she announced that she felt the same way... I'm not her type. But within a minute of telling me that, we were standing next to my desk kissing, with my hands under her shirt playing with her tits while she stroked my cock. After a few minutes of that, she said good bye and left me there with a big case of blue balls.

We exchanged several emails over the next few days. In my first email, I told her I had fun but was confused over her inconsistent words and actions. At one point she said she was interested in being casual play partners with me, but later said she wasn't interested in actually having sex, to which I told her that having casual sex is what the term casual play partners means. She also said she'd like to come over again for more flirting in the hot tub, and I pointed out that we went far beyond just flirting (particularly the time my face was buried between her legs as she sat on the edge of the tub).

I've talked to several friends about her and that date, and we haven't come to a definite conclusion about what happened. My best guess and the consensus of opinion is that she's more into the attention and feeling like she's desired than actually having sex. That's an odd attitude to have for someone on Horny.net and that was my strangest Horny.net date.
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A fun spontanious evening last night.... and all because of my hot tub blog!
Posted:Sep 27, 2008 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:2 am
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I had a VERY fun and spontanious evening last night and it was all because of the blog I wrote yesterday about my hot tub. I got a call about an hour after I posted that blog from a woman I hadn't seen for a long time. She said she had read my blog and wanted to know if I wanted to change not having a date over in the tub yet. Of course I said yes... I love being spontanious! I drove to her place and picked her up. We had two nice soaks in the tub, last night and again this morning... and plenty of fun in between! In addition to having fun with her last night, we also agreed not to lose touch again and continue to get together in the future. And to think... that was all directly related to the blog I wrote yesterday!
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I really love my new hot tub!
Posted:Sep 26, 2008 6:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2012 2:00 pm
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I just got out of my hot tub and decided I had to write about how much I love it. I got it about ten days ago and have used it nearly every day since... I've been in twice in a day about as often as I've skipped a day. I've been in the hot tub at all times of the day, from 9:00 to after 2:00 am and can't decide when's my favorite time of the day to soak naked in the tub in my backyard; first thing in the morning when I wake up with a sore back; on a sunny afternoon looking at the blue sky and the trees; or late at night in the moonlight after being out drinking.

Unfortunately, I still haven't had a woman over to share it with me... I was going to share it with my date last week after dinner, but something I ate upset my stomach to the point that I had to give her a raincheck. But it won't be long until I change that trend.
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