final GOT episode recap  

nastytease4U 41F  
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5/20/2019 3:13 pm

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final GOT episode recap


And so it ends….Not with a bang but a wimper……



How did it all end:



Greyworm was really serious when he said defeat all of his Queen’s enemies……guessing they decided to take independent thought away from him…..

Tyrion takes 15 minutes to diffuse the one internet theory: His brother and sister did not survive.

And the tattoo/poster/coffee mug moment happens as Danarys walks out the gate of what is left of the red keep with Drogon’s wings unfurling behind her…..

She vows the war is not over, she will destroy everyone from Winterfell to Dorne! And the Doth raki rejoice……

Winterfell, Dorne…..aren’t those her allies? (well, maybe not Sansa….)

Tyrion is arrested after defiantly throwing down his hand pin

Jon and Greyworm have the tough guy stare down thing going on……(oh that would be a good fight….so that means it won’t happen)

Arya drops the big hint that she is the one who needs to take care of the Queen……(but that’s not going to happen either, really, why even have Arya in the final two episodes)

Jon Snow meets with Tyrion in his “cell.” I am actually quite surprised Tyrion wasn’t executed when Greyworm took him around the corner…..

Blah blah blah blah……we all know that Jon has to kill the Queen

Drogon with the betrayal, letting Jon through. (which would be why Arya could not kill the queen, it was a Dragon protecting her and Drogon could smell her out)

Anyone gone back to season 2 to see how close Danarys’ vision matches up with her reality? Inquiring minds want to know……

A talk, a hug, a kiss…….

Just as Wolverine and Jane Grey/Phoenix once did

There is a stabbing sound…..about 3 seconds of suspense as we try to figure out who pulled the dagger first……..

Jon killed Danarys in one of the least dramatic plot twists……………..no swift stab with a spear by greyworm, just a lot of standing around final weepy moment stuff…..

Enter Drogon……………….

Iron Throne DESTROYED!

Jon………not barbequed--- perhaps he should have ridden off on the dragon

Danarys carried off by Drogon, just like the Eagles did at the end of LOTR.

Tyrion awakes, is he being set free by Jon?

Nope, he is summoned to a secret counsel……….(seems we skipped a month…)

Jon is in jail, Greyworm (he got a new name! or is that just Greyworm in Valaryian?) can’t decide what to do with him. Talk about the dog chasing the car………

Everyone is there, time to pick a new King (or queen)

Haven’t seen this much silence since Elrond said someone has to take the ring of power to Gondor and toss it in the fire

Way to go Edmure nominate yourself! first rule of being King: You can’t vote for yourself (unless you’re a pirate, then you always vote for yourself) And seriously, what diplomatic skills are you talking about, Rob Stark thought you incompetent as a military leader, you can’t shoot a flaming arrow for shit, you spent years in a dungeon….I have a better shot of being king

And the nominee is……

18-1 longshot: Bran the Broken. Now they say first of his name, but there were other Brandon Starks…….Question…how long do you think he knew he was going to be king?

But Bran Can’t have kids….he will never know the true pleasure of the phrase “its good to be the King”

The North remains an independent kingdom….so there is no longer a ruler of the seven kingdoms…..

Did you notice Robin Arryn all grown up?…..but he still laughs like a big douche…..

Rumors exist of water bottles under the cast’s chairs in this scene, anyone spot them yet? That is really a sign they were under pressure to get this done fast…..

Jon…to the Night’s Watch….really, that still exists? The Night King is dead (can he resurrect?), the wildlings are our allies…..is this nothing more than banishing Jon…..or does this mean they have to rebuild the wall…….Possible new series: Jon and Tormond vs other things that go bump in the frozen night?

now onto the “lets wrap everything up and give everyone a nice on screen farewell” LOTR segment to the show…….

Nobody got married…….

Arya: Sailing off West…….Leading candidate for a post GOT series

Sansa: Crowned Queen of the North. was that the same crown they used in LOTR? If she had told Tyrian “you bow to no one” I would have thrown something at the TV

Small council: Admit it, while Tyrion was walking around you were wondering whether or not the series would end with a crossbow bolt from Bronn…but no, Bronn is now master of coin, Sam is a Meister, Davos is master of ships…..

But we have no Master of Whispers ---(we have a king with Greensight, Varus knew what you had for breakfast yesterday, Bran knows what you’re having for breakfast tomorrow)

And no master of war…but we have no wars……

The Song of Ice and Fire has arrived, turns out Sam only had input on the title. But Tyrion is not in it ?!?!?!?! (how do you not name the man convicted of killing one king and murdering the hand of king)? How many years does it cover? Robert’s Rebellion until……………..? Perhaps that book will be the prequel.

Brienne ends up doing the LOTR bookwriting update on Jamie’s bio (by now people have stopped frame and published the whole thing)….I must wonder why is she not guarding Sansa.

FYI-her story is wrong, Riverrun was not taken without loss of life, the Blackfish fought to the death

Podrick is also king’s guard, doesn’t even get a castle……

And the small counsel ends with squabbling over priorities: Whore houses vs boats……..(I know this is reminiscent of other movies but the only one that comes to mind is Batman, the movie, where the reconstructed UN council sits squabbling over matters unaware that they were just turned to dust and reanimated….wow….that movie also foreshadowed Endgame!)

And we will never know what happens when you walk into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass (internet theories on how this joke ends do not even exist, at least nothing that is any good) (was that a Seinfeld…lets bring back an old plot line finish? I know there was another show that ended with them NOT revealing the big secret that had recurred in the show)

Jon enters castle black, which no longer has an actual gate……and all he finds are wildlings…..Is this an immigration check point now?

Jon Pets Ghost……a million pet lovers rejoice....

And he rides North, to be the King beyond the wall…….

Drogon, flying East

Unsullied…Sailing to Naarth……

Dothraki…..a whole army devoid of any character who had a line in the last season….

Meanwhile, Daario is sitting in Mereen going, “what the fuck am I supposed to do now” screwed out of his final episode bonus…..



Official Deadpool results (I have not tabulated to see who won, if you thing you won, send my your score)

Dead:

Cersei Lannister

Jamie Lannister

Danarys Trargaryen

Theon Greyjoy

Euron Greyjoy

Melisandre

Jorah Mormont

Hound

Mountain

Beric Dondarrion

Raegal



Danarys is NOT pregnant

Arya killed the Night King.

Nobody sits on the Iron Throne at the end.

Arya does not become anybody else.

Jamie kisses Brienne

And official credit for the death of Cersei goes to……………………Drogon.


Typical HBO show…..lots of naked women in opening season…final season only one partial nudity scene (one and a half if you count Brienne’s shoulders)

A box of tissues was NOT required for the final episode….unless you were sad because it was over….
The final big plot twist was that they did not kill off as many major characters as everyone expected.

Random thought: Would the army of the undead been stronger if the night king resurrected more bears and direwolfs? Just think what a hord of a million dead mice could do to a castle….

So…….who is up for the “episode 1 lets do it all again drinking party”?

What are we supposed to watch now?

Discreettrust 40M
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5/20/2019 3:28 pm

I am hoping that whenever GRMM releases the books, that they will somehow make all of this, make sense. Seriously, a lot of it felt rushed. The ending... I am somewhat satisfied. How Grey Worm doesnt know there is no longer a Nights Watch is beyond me. Even then, does Aegon not think that given some time, he can go back to Winterfell?


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5/20/2019 3:28 pm

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/20/2019 3:43 pm

I've never watched.... one... episode.
Is it too late, to start? 😶

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de_anna55 63F  
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5/20/2019 3:53 pm

GOT - what a great series. It's always difficult to end a long running series with a satisfactory ending, especially one with so many characters.


alwayshard4u475 32M
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5/20/2019 4:34 pm

This is amazing


Mashric 30M  
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5/20/2019 4:59 pm

    Quoting de_anna55:
    GOT - what a great series. It's always difficult to end a long running series with a satisfactory ending, especially one with so many characters.
One would think that following the story laid out by the books would make that aspect easier, the only thing they need to worry about is the acting, direction, and which parts to gloss over as they rush the story and skip to the end.


proteus_2a 53M
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5/20/2019 10:54 pm

Thanks for the recap my lady

Cheers - P


gentile_sadico 54M
1386 posts
5/20/2019 11:44 pm

The counsel looked like a bunch idiots when the concept of 'democracy' was put before them. It showed just progressive the ancient Greeks were in their thinking.


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6/5/2019 8:30 pm

I would really enjoy doing some kind of a Red Woman, GoT, sexual roleplay session with you. I think you'd like playing her. Although Im normally the Dom, I see you putting something in my drink to drug, me, Gendry. Binding my hands to the bed as in the Show. Then we'll have to run our own variant where you, say, start by teasing and tormenting me to get information about my upbringing in Flea Bottom and most importantly questioning me about all my best real life sexual experiences and perversions and fantasies. I would say use wax, but not if it will leave me with burns. If so, you could substitute my violet want to shock me all over. Ultimately, you try to fuck as magic out of my kings blood by making me screw you and cum several times. Drink it fresh or put it in a potion each time to drink.at the end of our session (or make your husband drink). After all, you are the red woman.


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