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The Dossier of Agent J
 
These are the not-so secret files of Agent J.
He is a terrible super spy, but he's a really good guy! So stop by and read these musings he posts. They are hilarious!
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Random Hump day thoughts
Posted:Jun 19, 2019 7:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2019 10:48 am
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First things first...mom update:

She's started another 3 months of chemo this Monday. Unfortunately with the chemo pump going on her for 48 hours, she hardly slept last night. And today, she gets her Neulasta patch on which is there to counter the side effects of the chemo today. This is when she starts to really get sick, right after the chemo treatment. So today is going to be a bad day for my mom. I hope she's ok and at least she had an extra week off to recover from the chemo. Man she is one tough lady!

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Final UPDATE on cindylove2020: Well it seems my readers harassed the crap outta him (remember he confessed to being a dude) so the guy couldn't take it anymore and shut down his profile. Awww, poor cindy! If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen, bitch! LMAO! 's one more for the good guys!

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Well, I'm winding down my days left with Gold status. Unless someone wants to buy me a free month of gold, I'm not paying for it. It will suck because I won't be able to bust more fakes here, and if anyone new comes along, I won't be able to communicate effectively with them, but I've ultimately decided I am at least going to stay here and continue blogging until one thing happens. And the goal is me finding a woman I I can be involved in a full time relationship. Once happens, I'm out of here and my blog will most likely be shut down along with my profile. But for now, I'm here to stay.
In the meantime, my friends have a couple days left if you want to pass me any personal info so I can link you up on Facebook or what have you.

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My work is getting a bit busier as I have a couple of big projects in front of me I have to clear out, so I might not be blogging on a regular basis until the work gets done. Which means more motivation to get it done much quicker.

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Can';t have hump day without a hump! Whoooot Whooooo! Mikemikemikemikemike.....guess what day it is?



Heh heh heh, and you thought it was going to be a someone humping? Go find another hump day post folks! LMAO!

*****

OK I'm out of here for now. Have a great hump day folks!
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Dun dun dun....another scammer bites the dust!
Posted:Jun 18, 2019 7:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2019 7:03 am
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Oh this is awesome, just hysterical.

OK so I was chatting with this woman here....letsme82...she gives me her number (I blogged about this fake before, she was the one was too lazy to read my profile and read what I had to say) but I wanted to along...my spidey senses were tingling hard on this one, but I wanted to see the end on this, because I love to their games up until the point where these people think I'm stupid....and then I clap the trap on them.

We talked for a week on text. Of course, I called the number she gave me, and it was a Google number. RED FLAG! Needless to say I played along.

Then she told me she's a trader deals with cloth and statues.
Then she told me she's going to Germany to do a week long trade deal.
Then she's having a good time until....the German government seized her goods and she's having trouble with them. But....she hasn't given me the classic "Can I borrow from you and you back" scam yet. I knew it was coming, but I just played along and was like "Oh I'm sorry to hear ."

Today she texted me again, I asked her how Germany was, and now she tells me they seized her passport and she can't leave the country. Which I know is bullshit, but I was like "Oh no! 's terrible!" LOL!

Now I wind up the sob story some more with "Can't you contact your family to help you out?" No she says, she's an orphan. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! Oh man, if I had a dollar for every one of them gave me this line I'd have a couple hundred dollars in my pocket. But she's still not asking yet for help....so I dabble the hook...

"...I wish I could help. But I don't know what I can do."

The fish has seen the lure....and bites!

"Could you loan me the . I have a safe filled with , but I just didn't bring enough. If you were to loan me the , I could the fees, and then you back...with..."interest". Yeah, you're going to me back alright....LMAO!!!

My response:

"HELL FUCKING NO! I don't know all, and I never give to anyone I've never met before or hardly know! GET FUCKED!!!!"

Of course, I've reported her profile and I've left a nice testimonial on her profile to show she's a fraud. I've blocked her here and on my phone.

Why do these people think they can pull the wool over my eyes with this stupid shit??? Do they think I'm gullible, a rube, a moron won't see through this horseshit?

Anyways, I fully approve full force to contact this person here and harass the crap out of them. People like deserve the hassle.

I swear, Horny.net should give me for busting all of these fake scammers online, I end up doing their job for them. I should be rewarded in a free gold membership to keep busting these fakes over and over again.
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More of her/HIM being an asshole part 4 (and final episode)
Posted:Jun 18, 2019 6:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2019 6:53 am
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Ok, you've read the past couple of blogs about cindylove2020 and her bullshit. I'm getting bored with her now, so I'll just post the latest shit she sent.

Haha see me see trouble am I a Yahoo
6//2019 9: am


Now she is a HE. He admitted he's really a fake profile. So guess what folks...gloves are now off. Harass the shit out this profile. It's a fake. So I posted I outed his profile here on my blog.

Think 's funny? Take a look the latest blog I posted...I just outed your profile. Now, I'll post your latest message there as well....by the way, stop using Google Translate dummy. Your English is atrocious and it just takes your sentences and turns it into broken English.
6//2019 9:20 am


Soon right after this person posted this...

I'm really enjoying this
6//2019 9:22 am


In short, this was all a game to this person. Well, I don't games when it comes to this stuff sooooooo....

Not for much longer. I've also reported your account as a suspected fake account and told them you're man from another country using this account to scam others.
Get read receipt


The account hasn't been taken down yet because Horny.net is notoriously slow. But for the time being, harass the shit out of this person. And tell him you read it here on my blog just to annoy the fuck out of him. this point, now it's just entertainment value for me and my blogs, because when you are a guy, pretending to be a woman with a fake profile, 's just wrong. Look, I'm all for LGBTQ equality. I don't care if you are straight, gay, bi....whatever or however you identify yourself...if you fuck with a person's head to pretend to be one thing and then you're not...you're an ASSHOLE. It has no bearing on your sexuality, an ASSHOLE is still an asshole. You don't treat others like for your sick perverse entertainment, unless of course, the other person is into the same sick perverse entertainment as you are involved, in which case then it's ok, but you have to know about ahead of time.

Still doing and creating a fake profile to draw other people into your world in order to feel special, 's bullshit. All makes you is a sorry excuse of a human being.

As of the end of this blog, I'll be blocking this person finally. I was going to drag it on as long as possible for entertainment value for my readers. Now, I've gotten bored with this person. So it's time to move on and move forward.
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Happy Father's Day everyone!
Posted:Jun 16, 2019 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2019 6:11 am
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Well, yesterday was a bit of a bummer of a day. It started ok, but toward the end of the day yesterday it was a bummer. All day yesterday with the gloomy clouds, it felt like it was Seattle here in Chicago with low clouds, and then the rain came in toward the middle of the day and didn't stop this morning. So it just seemed depressive. I've never seen a summer start so cool and rainy like this. Normally it would be in the 80's, but it's been cool and rainy from April June. It's been weird, but I supposed this is global warming for you.

I was with my yesterday and we did a lot of shopping in order take care of some things yesterday for Father's Day. I got my dad a new brass handled drinking mug with a seal tight lid for him. Plus my got him some nice things like Charleston Chews, Crunch and Munch, and some nice sweat tea and half and half tea he likes.

And for Father's Day got a t-shirt which says Greatest [strikethrough]Father[/strikethrough] Farter. My picked it for me, he has my sense of humor. I'm wearing it now as I'm typing this with pride. LOL! I also got some gift cards for Chick-Fil-A and some Swedish Fish, which I ate those as soon as I got them.

I have laugh though because I get about 30 bucks spent for me, and when it comes Mother's Day we normally spend about over 200 bucks on mom. I never got that...Mother's Day they advertise 3000 dollar diamond rings, and Father's Day, they advertise dollar cargo shorts. We fathers get the shaft every single time.

So...in order see about this...I did a bit of shopping for myself. So I decided see about possibly looking into getting a new gaming computer. Seeing as I don't have and I have use my work computer or the family computer type up these blogs. It would be nice get and treat myself something nice. The weird thing is I put the order in, but it didn't take. So I'll have the company see if the order went through tomorrow or not.

Today though was a bit better. I got treated to some nice BBQ at of my favorite restaurants, Hog Wild in Midlothian, IL. Folks, some of the best BBQ in the world is here, so if you ever come into Chicago, take a trip to the south suburbs and check this restaurant out. I got a great 1/2 pound BBQ pulled pork sandwich drizzled with BBQ sauce and a side of fries and Cole slaw. Delicious. Afterwards, I got back, took a nice nap, and then got up and proceeded to take care of a of things around the house. I gave our a nice bath clean her up and help her get the eye boogies of her eyss, and she smells much better now. I also got my city sticker for this year for my car, got the oil changed on my car, and did a bit of inside cleaning get the car cleaned up as it was getting dusty. Plus I am doing some laundry now, and at the time, working on cleaning my desk of old paperwork. Sort getting the clutter off of my desk in order get things straightened around, if I get this new computer that is. Plus less clutter in my life helps me focus on what needs be done.

It's now 7:03PM as I finish this up. I hope this father's day was a good one for you. Things could have been better this weekend for me, but I hope that the next coming weeks will be better for both you, the readers, and myself. I could have used another day of rest take it easy, but I'm just glad things haven't gotten bad and things are improving in my world. Thanks for reading!
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Maybe my luck is changing for the better?
Posted:Jun 14, 2019 8:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2019 3:14 pm
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Well this week I got some good news with my mom has her cancer tumors have been shown to be shrinking, which is a good sign. My mom will start up with another dose of chemo this Monday, but they gave her a break this week because her platelets were down and she had a serious rash all over her body. We figured out the rash however. It was the new bedsheets I bought my mom. It seems she's allergic to red dye. How she didn't know this, I don't know, but the red dye on her sheets were causing the allergic reaction. And she specifically asked for red sheets. Why? I have no clue. But we removed the sheets, and her rash cleared up mostly overnight.

Anyway, I got more good news this morning...my boss has liked my work so much, that I was given a merit increase on my salary. It's not much, but it's still something good, and it's not tied to my review at the end of the year, which means I most likely will get another raise at the end of the year along with a bonus. Which is incredible, because my past jobs, they wouldn't even say thank you, and here I'm getting merit raises? Amazing. Man I love this company!

So this month has been a really good month for me. My mom is getting better, I got a raise, I've managed to pay off my ex wife for all of the back support, I got a new credit card and I'm working to pay off my debt. I have to say, things are looking good. I know most of you see me try to post positive posts here, but there is a tiny part of me that's looking for the next big thing to knock me on my ass. And the funny thing is...I don't see anything in sight that's going to do that. Now, if I could just get my love life to cooperate, things would really be looking upwards.

The funny thing is I'm more of a realist than an optimist. I'm trying more to be optimistic though because I for much of my life, I had a lot of negativity in it. I just felt I was always down. When I was a , I didn't feel like that all of the time. I remember having good times, less cares in the world. When I got older, I got more pessimistic and negative. I just didn't feel good about myself. When I got married, I thought that would fill the negativity inside of me, but it didn't, and to be truthful, my ex-wife made things worse for me. I wasn't who I wanted to be. After the divorce, I made a conscious effort to fix myself. I'm not hugely negative now, but I'm more...centered. I have my good days and bad days, but things have been a monster struggle to get myself straightened around and fixed for the better. I think that's a good sign though, because nothing good does not come easy. You have to work for your happiness. Nothing is never easy in this life. You have to struggle for it every day. The one thing I hate is when you see the celebrities and how good their life is, especially if they are 2nd or 3rd generation stars. You know that most likely, they've been handed their riches, their fame, and their opportunities because their parents intervened. Like the Kardashians. I hate these fake fucks. Why people give them their fame based on their looks is ridiculous and they were handed money from their father. Real life is not that way. The other 99 percent of us have had to work our asses off for it and it takes hard work and dedication to make your life a better one. Sure sometimes you get a lucky break. But you have to keep plugging away.

So maybe...my life is getting better. It's still been difficult, but I hope that if any one of you are struggling right now, know that it's taken me a long time to get back on my feet, I would say some years. So know things aren't always bad. And if they are bad, the bad times don't always last all of the time. If you keep the faith, things will get better.

Like the kitty motivational poster....Just hang in there!
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Folks I got a real winner here today! (PART 2!!!)
Posted:Jun 13, 2019 6:49 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2019 9:25 am
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It just keeps getting better...I thought I was done with this person...apparently I was wrong! LOL! She's been sending me more messages today. I almost want to block her, but it's too entertaining...

wow nice words from you huh thanks anyway
6//2019 :22 pm


That was yesterday's message. I thought that was it, and she was done. But NO...I was wrong and got this this morning.

Good morning
6//2019 8: am


I was baffled. Why is she messaging me when I told her I was going to give her a hard pass at NO? So I sent her this...

WTF? Why are you bothering me? I told you...you didn't read my profile. If you did you would have seen I'm only looking for people locally. Go bother someone else.
6//2019 8:19 am


Five seconds later...

Gosh you are so rude why???

What if I'm ready to drive or come over to you ????

What if I could


, I wonder why I'm so rude? And now she wants to drive up to see me from Georgia all the way to Chicago???

So I sent her this back...

Ok, I know that's not going to happen, because who drives nearly 00 miles to come to my area, just to see someone they don't even know? I wouldn't. And if you're planning on doing that, then it just ups your crazy factor times 0.

That's what bothers me. That's why I'm being rude here. Because if you read my profile, which you didn't, I'm not looking for a long distance relationship. And your original message showed how you think. You think of yourself, thinking I relate to you, but you ignored that I'm looking for women in my area locally. Then your message is in ALL CAPS. When typing a message, typing in ALL CAPS means you are yelling. And then your grammar and spelling shows a lack of intelligence. I want to be with a person who's smart. And you're not that.


So I feel confident I've drawn a line in the sand saying why and that I've explained myself. But it seems she can't take a hint. Surprise! She messages me back....AGAIN!!!!

Well don't be fast in conclusion OK me boarding a flight to you will cost me a toaken I can easily I avoid you have shown me the kind of man you are and I've really fallen for it I like men whom are optimistic and really know what they wants I really wish to be your friend and be more closer to you then figures out when you would like to me to come over to you
6//2019 8:32 am


Ok I barely understood this last rambling thought of a mess whatever she sent me. So I feel I have to sink the final dagger in here in order to get my point across here.

Ok, either you are trolling here or you're mental. I barely understood what you were saying here because like I said, you can't break up your sentences with periods to show a break in your train of thought there, goofy. First, go back to school and learn English. Second, I don't want you for a friend. Why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE IN MY AREA!!! I don't want a long distance relationship! I've said that at least 3 different times so far, and you keep messaging me! In short, you're a nutjob! STOP MESSAGING ME!

What are the odds she'll message me back? LOL!
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Folks I got a real winner here today!
Posted:Jun 12, 2019 1:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2019 9:25 am
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WOW YOU ARE JUST WHAAT IVE LOOKING FOR I READ YOUR PROFILE INFO AND ITS MATCHES WITH WHAT I WANT IM NADIA I WOULD TO GET TO KNOW YOU IF YOU DONT MIND

This is what I sent back to her:

Ummm, if you read my profile, you would know that I'm only looking for people in the Chicago area for one and you live in Georgia.
Second, you're message is in ALL CAPS, which is like that you are yelling.
Third, your grammar is atrocious. Improper spelling, no sentence structure or use of periods or comma's to break up your sentences.

So, you ignore what people post and don't give thought to others beside yourself, you scream at people, and you are illiterate. Which are all pet peeves of mine. I'm going to give you a hard pass and say no.
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Some good news came in yesterday...
Posted:Jun 11, 2019 7:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2019 12:51 pm
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Yesterday after I got back from work, I was worried about my mom as yesterday she was to talk to the doctor to find out if the chemo therapy was working or not. I tried to remain positive for my mom as much as I could, keeping her spirits up, helping her when she needed help, trying to be there for her as much as possible.

Well the good news came in as she told me that the cancer is indeed shrinking. While the cancer spread to her colon and lymphatic system, the tumors were shrinking substantially. However, because of the high dose of chemo she had been taking, the side effects were getting really bad. Yesterday she broke out in hives from something, and my mom hadn't been outside to be effected by allergies, but she had a severe rash all over her body. So because of this, the doctor postponed her chemo treatment this week and gave her body one more week off in order to get the side effects out of her body and rest. Because of the particular stage of cancer she had, they had been going highly aggressive on the chemo treatments to stem the cancer in her body, but the side effects have been severe. Face and eyes swelling, pain throughout her body, rashes, the problems have been fairly severe but my mom has been fighting it like a trooper.

It's been a rough battle for my mom, but I'm really proud of her handling as well as she has, even though she's been highly cranky and crabby, it's no wonder with everything she's had to go through. I'm hoping she can beat it.

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Also I got a message from one of my readers yesterday. We had a good talk about ex's yesterday. It really helped put me in perspective, because the advice I gave her was advice I needed myself. It did get a bit weird though because in talking to her, I felt connected deeply to her. Unfortunately the distance between is so far, that I don't see a how we could ever have a relationship. But I do consider her a friend. I just wish she lived closer is all. I think if the distance was closer, I could consider a relationship with her. But for me, I have to be realistic. I've done long distance relationships in the past. They just don't work, at least for me.
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Funky Friday thoughts...
Posted:Jun 7, 2019 11:25 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2019 11:26 am
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Well, another Friday, and another weekend of nothing planned. Tonight I'll go see my and do some dinner plans with them, but this weekend I've got not one thing planned. If I can't get a hold of anyone here, I think I'll just work on my bicycle this weekend and do some cycling to get some exercise. Should be a really nice Saturday for it at least, but Sunday they said we're going to get some rain in Chicago, which stinks. Lately it's been more like Seattle than Chicago with all the rain we've been getting.

I got a bit of good news today as I got the official word that my credit card I applied for was officially approved, which is awesome and once that comes in, I can start working on my repairing my credit. It's can't come soon enough, because I had a bit of a financial dilemma and my only credit card I have now is maxed out. So as soon as I can get the card I can transfer my balance from my old card to the new card, and then start paying it off at 0 percent interest for months. Hope this will help me out.

Work has been getting to me as of late, as I haven't had time to take any time for myself. I've been so worries of saving my vacation time in case of the worst happening with my mom (she still isn't doing so well) that I wanted to save it up. However, my boss informed me that trying to bank all of my vacation isn't good because only 1 week of vacation can be carried over up to March 31st of next year, and I already am starting to pile up my time. Plus I can still take sick leave, which I get about days of, so technically I have 24 days of vacation (I've only burned up one day of vacation so far), so he kind of ordered me to take a couple of days off. So at the end of the month, I'm taking two days off to have a nice long 4 day weekend, and then I work 3 days, and then I have 4 more days off for the July 4th and the 5th. So I'm really looking forward to the end of the month to some R & R that I sorely need to take. It'll most likely be a stay-cation at home, but I'm looking forward to it. I desperately need some down time to try and relax.

I got about two weeks left on my gold status, so as of late, I've been sending a ton of messages to women here to try and get their attention. Basically, I've been trying to message as many new people as I can. And it's not the same message over and over. All my messages are not cookie cutter messages, as I try to tailor each message to each individual. However, I get a lot of looks, a couple of flirts, and no replies back at all.
To add to it, I get I have a scammer stalker. Yesterday I got people all look at me yesterday, but their introduction like had the same exact message for all people. Apparently my stalker thinks that by doing this, he'll piss me off or try to get my info because I'm not paying attention. But I am, I'm not that stupid. And I have to laugh at it, because all he's doing is wasting his time, and I just report the profiles, and then they disappear in 24-48 hours later. It's funny, because I've got it down to 30 seconds a profile to report them, and then they are gone. So x 30 seconds = 7 minutes of time to where I report them all and he wasted more time opening them than me getting them closed. LOL! Well, that is unless he's got a bot creating the profiles. Yeah that's possible. Eh, who cares, I get satisfaction getting them closed. And it's only for a couple more weeks anyways, because I got two weeks left here and I won't be able to view profiles here after that when I go from Gold to Standard again. I won't be renewing my membership anyways.

Well that's all I have for now. I might post over the weekend, but I dunno. Have a great weekend folks!
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Am I too smart for my own good?
Posted:Jun 6, 2019 11:31 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2019 10:08 am
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Ok this is a new one...

I saw this woman's new profile on here, so I checked it out. She seemed normal, so I took a chance, sent a message to introduce myself:

Hello! I'm J, nice to meet you. I happened to see your profile and I wanted to see if you are interested in meeting up and getting to know each other. Would you be willing to meet up sometime this week so we could talk and see if we click?

Sincerely,
J


Surprise! I got one back:

thanks for the message Joseph ... my name is P.... i will love to know more about you and also meet you if possible

6/5/2019 7:57 am

Ok, the nitpicky in me, she should have said "I would love..." but anyone can make mistake. But she says she wants to know more about me, so...ok fine. This is what I sent her back:

Hello P..... Well not sure what I can tell you as I'm an open book on my profile, but here goes...

Right now, I'm living with my mom and dad at the moment. It's not because I'm a momma's boy or I live in my basement. Right now, my mom has stage 4 colon cancer. I had to move back in to help her out due to her having previous boughs of breast cancer and lymphatic cancer, unfortunately she's been fighting it for several years now and I've been there helping around the house when I can and to provide some assistance.
I've been divorced over years now. I get along as nicely as I can with my ex for the sake of my in order to be a part of their lives. I have two , both in their teens, a and a . They are really the lights of my life and I want to be a part of their life right now.

I do live in the south suburbs, but I used to live in Mount Prospect, and I work in Elk Grove Village, so I'm not far from Arlington Heights, and I know the area very well here. I am planning in the next year to move out of the house and move back up here in order to be with my and live closer to work as I recently got my new job here several months ago.

Not sure what else I can tell you, but if you have any more questions please let me know.

Also what time this week would you like to get together? When is a good day for you so we can meet and talk?

Sincerely,
J


I thought it was just enough info for her, not to overload her with too much. Maybe I was wrong, I dunno, but I'd rather be upfront and honest and it's what I had posted on my profile somewhat.
Anwyay, a day goes by, and I see her on so I decided to say hello again:

Good morning P....! How are you? Haven't heard back from you yet, so I wanted to let you know I was thinking about you today. Did you have any questions for me since you said you wanted to get to know more about me?

Perhaps I could ask what do you do for a living? What are you looking for here? Is it just sex or something more?


And....this is what I got back from her:

you write too much message you can't expect a woman to read all i am too lazy to read

What. the. F***? Huh? Is she for real? So I sent this back to her...

Ummm, was a joke or are you for real? I couldn't tell because there was no goofy face emoji to indicate you were joking or not.

Now here's the thing...she has multiple pictures on her profile and they all look the same. But her English and grammar really stinks. Which is kind of a yellow flag situation here. It's not a red flag, but yellow. If it were red I'd be like time to move on. But this...I dunno.

Anyway, what do you folks think? Is this a keep probing more to see if this person is real or is this a red flag/time to dump this person and move on situation?

What would you do if you ran across this?
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If I were gay, I think I would have great luck here...
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 10:42 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2019 6:29 am
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You know, with Horny.net, in the Chicago area, I think I've been hit on more gay guys here than women. Seriously, no joke. I've gotten more offers to have my dick sucked by more gay men than I've actually talked to women here. I wish it were the other way around, but I don't try to bash them men here for offering...the problem is, my profile says I'm strictly here for WOMEN only.

I've even kissed a man once with tongue. But I got no pleasure, no feeling out of it. It was like I was tonguing a squid. I'm not trying to be mean about it, but there was no spark, no appeal to it.

What can I say, I like tits. I like a woman's ass. I love a woman's vagina, the way it wraps around my cock and the way a woman's pelvic muscles squeezes it. Just looking down and feeling a woman's tongue around my cock and looking down at her and then seeing her eyes look up at me, its....MAGIC. There's the zing I get seeing a woman 's beautiful.

I'm sorry guys, but it is what it is. Just like some gay men were born to love other men, I was born to love women. But if I were gay, or even bisexual, which I'm not, I think gay men would not stand a chance around me.

EDIT: I just posted something here I'm not proud of as I meant it in the joking fashion, but it came off as crass and wrong. Folks, I'm really a nice person. After re-reading this, I felt I had posted a joke , I felt was funny and joking, but it came off as hateful toward gay men. And 's really not me all. So my apologies for posting this. And I'm leaving this up here to show after hindsight and some serious thought here, what I posted in jest in a joke, but it came off as cruel and mean. And 's not me.
You know when you write something and you think it's funny and then you get everyone looking you in the room and you get look of "YOU JUST FUCKED UP?" Yeah, 's just what happened. I'm leaving it here because I can admit, I fucked up. Most gay people are not evil. Evil is based on the individual, not a person's sexuality. So you have my apologies for posting previously and I have removed it, but I am leaving this here as my sincerest apology for my thoughtlessness. I'm human, and I messed up. I now return you back to the blog...


But here, I honestly get at least one guy here offering to suck my dick on a daily basis. And it's sad because none of them read my profile. They just think if they offer, I'll be ok with it, and I'm not, but they don't care, because they don't read my profile. Of course just some people in general, they see but never read a person's profile to begin with.

I can't get over the fact I've sent over 650 messages to different women here, and I've only gotten a few of them to respond, only to later find out they are fakes, or flakes, or scammers, or in the very rare instance, I've gotten a few real women, but they live far away or we just didn't connect for some reason.

And with all do respect to the gay men here, I appreciate you reading my blog and lusting after me, but I'm sorry...females for me are where its at forever. I even had one man here beg me to try it out, but I know when it comes to men, there's just no feeling there, no zing, no WOW! effect. And for me, I am secure in my emotional status and my masculinity to say thank you to the men here. But I have to break the fantasy for you guys...it's just not gonna work. Sorry, but its true.

Now...if I could just figure out why the women don't want me. Do I smell?

*SNIFF SNIFF*
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