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Picture of my wife 4/26/2012 Guy walks into a bar and orders a double scotch. Gulps it down in one drink and peeks into his shirt pocket. Orders another double scotch. Tosses it back and peeks into his shirt pocket. This process 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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1st night 4/26/2012 On 1st night, Wife:"please, today no fucking business Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other." Husband :" Darling Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you..  0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TAX PLANNING 4/26/2012 A couple went to a sex therapist & askd:" will you watch us having sex?" Dr.looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished Dr said " there's nothing wrong wth your intercourse" 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Burning of calories during sex: 10/1/2011 Burning of calories during sex: Lying down: 90 Cal. Standing: 492 Cal. style: 326 Cal. 2nd round: 824 Cal. & if during sex wife knocks at door: 5000 Cal. 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Change Clinic 10/1/2011 There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again." 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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babies in a woman's womb 9/12/2011 There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. The first one said, "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at thi 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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'How to tackle wife?' 9/12/2011 Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'........ 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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toilet paper..?? 9/8/2011 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Height of Happiness- 5/14/2011 Height of Happiness- A boy got a job in grls hostel . After 2mnths owner askd:Y u dnt cm 2take ur salary . Boy KYA..! salary b m 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My future 1/12/2010 Sperms inside pennis talking 2eachOther "i will be Prime Minister " "me doctor" The boy goes 2toilet & masturbates! Sperms:bloody spoiled the future 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Is............................. 1/6/2010 "Duty", if done with your Wife "Art", if done with your Lover "Education", if done with a Virgin "Business Transaction", if done with a "Social Work", if done wi 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men and Women 5/9/2009 Men and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged. The God welcomes this 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A cure for small breast! 4/30/2009 A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she lo 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Present For Husband 4/16/2009 A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, wha 0 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE 4/7/2009 Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay st 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex For the Deaf 4/5/2009 Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Haircut 3/31/2009 A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lovlii journeyy 3/30/2009 Hi friends well i am back here to share my lovlii experiance with my accounts manager Anita.After the sexual encounter at office we used to adjust and find out the time to stay together. Ou 0 Comments, 324 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A couple in train 3/28/2009 A couple in train, GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand after some time GIRL-my neck is paining.... Boy kisses her neck, A old man ask- Do u have solutions for "PILES" 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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triplets....... 3/26/2009 Nurse:ur wife just had triplets German  m not suprised. My dickk is as big as a chimney!
Nurse:Better get it cleaned then -they r all black0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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exwife......... 3/26/2009 Man Teases his exwife's new husband: So, dude how was da second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After da first 3 inches, she was brand new 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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fuCCK.................... 3/26/2009 Gr8 ppl talk abt sEx..Avrage ppl talk abt lust..SmalL ppl talk abt eAch othrs luv..BUt, Legends dOnt talk. Dey oNly FuCCK..! 0 Comments, 223 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A young blonde 6/5/2008 A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths. The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16  [COLOR limegree0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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whisling sound 6/5/2008 why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like woman ? -- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !............... ...0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex n shopping 6/5/2008 Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on! ... 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cricket commentry 6/5/2008 How does a cricket commentrator describe a nude girl? There is no cover, no extra cover, no slip, 2 silly points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch bit wet after ove 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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heights of tension? 5/12/2008 What’s d heights of tension? When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass. 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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definition of a Lesbian? 5/12/2008 What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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height of bad luck? 5/12/2008 What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...! 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Height of being Realistic 5/12/2008 Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film! 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Read on you will love this!!!!!!!! 5/12/2008 A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: < 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes |
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