[COLOR green][SIZE 6]STANDARD MEMBERS MAY CONTACT ME FOR FREE VIA EMAIL HERE (LIMITED TIME ONLY!)[/SIZE][/COLOR] [B]First off, thanks for reading my profile.[/B] It happens so rarely that a REAL person on here views profiles! Thank you for not being spam. [COLOR crimson][B]If you are spam, I'll report you.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR deeppink]If you aren't, I'll totally satisfy you.[/COLOR] Good, clean, D/D free, respectful, no anger issues, no criminal record, never been a politician, clean-faced, youthful, funny, smart, caring. [COLOR darkblue]I am not on this site for one-night stands,[/COLOR] but if you're just looking for some guy to marry, you're on the wrong site and I'm probably not your guy. That said, [COLOR tomato][B]I fully believe in monogamous, intimate, companionable, honest relationships,[/B][/COLOR] and that's what I'm offering. A good, fun, sexually exciting, caring relationship. Completely monogamous. Never have cheated on a woman, and never will. [COLOR crimson][SIZE 4]I DO NOT PLAY GAMES![/SIZE] [/COLOR] I'm looking for fun, and playing head and heart games with someone doesn't equate to fun. I'm not married. I have been, but have been divorced for many years. Currently live on my own (but seeking a roommate to help with rent--it doesn't have to be you)(well, it can be, I won't rule that out)(where was I? Oh yeah), just moved here in the summer of '08. I pay support faithfully because that's what fathers should do (at a minimum), live on my own, and own my own car. That's all a good thing, but it also means I don't have a ton of money (being a teacher in Florida doesn't lend itself to prodigious wealth--well, except for the odd classroom shakedown for lunch money JUST KIDDING!)

My Ideal Person Pretty, decent body (no BBWs, please) intelligent, funny, D/D free...an intelligent, funny girly-girl, in other words. But not a mouse--someone with an outgoing personality. I have to say I'm pretty picky on all that stuff.

I'd like a good-looking woman of any age to have a fun, adventurous friends-with-benefits relationship with.

I'm not JUST looking for sex, I promise. I'd like whoever I'm with to be intelligent, have a sense of humor, and curiosity about life's adventures. I fully intend to date you--not just bed you. The occasional weekend travel throughout our wonderful peninsula, movies at the theater, museums, beaching it, walking in a park, biking, all the fun stuff.

Now and then you'll dress how I tell you, and occasionally I'll make you strap on a remote-control stimulator, go out in public (movies, bars, restaurants, mall, that kind of thing)--and I'll hold the remote. But we won't do it when kids are around! Daring but not immoral, you know?

I won't humiliate you--that's not me--but you will have to accept going out without panties, for instance @!@ or wearing a stylish bra as your top once in a while. Nothing revealing (wouldn't want you to get arrested, after all). o-o

I'll want you to kiss a woman {=} we see in a bar sometimes, too, if the mood strikes. Most of the time, though, we'll just be hanging out and enjoying our time together!

Oh...I'm also VERY much into toying you. Just so you know!

That's it for now. I can't think of anything else, but if I do, it'll be along those lines. This will be fun!

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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Beatles, Blondie, CCR

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I think I did a pretty thorough job of this in my intro, but
to save you time, here it is: <br><br> Now and then you'll dress how I tell you, and occasionally
I'll make you strap on a remote-control stimulator--and
I'll hold the remote. I won't humiliate you--that's
not me--but you will have to accept going out without panties,
for instance, or wearing a stylish bra as your top. Nothing
revealing (wouldn't want you to get arrested, after
all). And I'll want you to kiss a woman we see in a bar
sometimes, too, if the mood strikes. Most of the time, though,
we'll just be hanging out and enjoying our time together!
Oh...I'm also VERY much into toying you. Just so you
know!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, The beach, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Latex, Fisting

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sure--a lot of Playboy models! What guy hasn't?! But
really, I'm not into celebrities. The woman who admires
me makes me fantasize about her.

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