Just ask me if you want to know something. Im pretty open when asked, lack any type of filter and can be brutally honest. Im not looking for anything serious, but more than a wham bam thank ya maam. So you better message the next day so I dont think your a total quotfuck boyquot Not looking for an instant meet up, Friendship first. Would like some conversation to make sure, ya know we arent both serial killers it would just make things really awkward in the long run.So, I have been told lately I am a quothot milfquot or quotcougarquot, so thats amazing since that was exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up . Seriously, Im pretty sure I wrote that on one of those stupid questions things they give you as a .I am not either of those, I identify as a Swamp Witch . Im just a crazy, southern girl hoping for someone who wont judge my late night taco binges that sometimes include random tequila shots, definitely stained tank tops you learn real quick that eating hot tacos in the nude is a no go after burning a nipple , and will join in on the random singing of songs, including the dance breaks. I truly believe the world would be better if everyone would just break out in song and dance, like a musical. Definitely be way more entertaining. Just want to find that one person who will find my binge watching of Supernatural and How I Met your Mother extremely adorable.Im pretty down to earth, have a great, drysarcastic sense of humor, sometimes even a bit dark. My friends would say Im not a typical girl, because apparently I think too much like a guy and cuss like a sailor. Im pretty laid back, goofy, wild, overly opinionated, annoyingly selfrightous at times, will arguedebate about anything yes, even if Im wrong and know Im wrong , offer an amazing resting bitch face, I dont get offended and have never cared what anyone has ever thought of me ever in my entire life. Its none of my business and i would probably agree with you anyway. As a bonus, I am quite versed in random facts. Yet, I still manage to be pretty boring, but I can cook! So that just makes all my horrible qualities very tolerable. So if you are into to the type of chick who the kidnappers will return rather quickly Hi...its me!

My Ideal Person No idea. Nothing serious. Just starting out with messaging and see where it goes.