I am a single white female in Southern Indiana who recently turned 40. I am 5'4" and 115 lbs or so. This is the first day that I have looked on this kind of "hookup" site, so I am not familiar with all of the abbreviations. Please forgive me if I misunderstood and replied to a post that does not meet my following qualifications: 1. Any per involved must be Caucasian / White and over 32 years old. 2. I am disease free and intend to remain STD/AIDS/and even bug/crab free. If you have anything infectious, please respect those of us who remain fortunate enough to dodge those bullets. 3. I am very clean (hygienic) and intelligent ....yet I have such a dirty mind. So I guess if I expect the same, you will be a perverted smart ass that doesn't stink! LOL 4. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker: I am pursuing this strictly for fun. I am not a . I am a very fun, party girl! I will smoke almost anything, but cigarettes are my only real addiction. I don't drink much, but be aware that I won't get into this sober. I will have to pop something in order to start rolling or with the right motivation, I may have enough energy to go on painlessly for days. 5. I am looking for a couple (for threesome) or more (up to a big party). I do not want just a man or just a woman. I want it all. I am a little shy at first, but if you get me naked....it's on! I am really perverted for a chic. I will do things that most girls won't...but only if it is the right situation. I can be submissive, you can tie me up, blindfolded and I will do anything you want me to, or I can be more domineering, telling your woman what to suck and lick while I spank her. Let me know what you prefer or we can just see what happens.