I'm 6'4 in shape and handsome. short, dark hair and shaven where it counts. She is 5'5 dark hair, super cute and very busty. But let's be honest, instead of j/o with a dude or hottie...or a couple watching me gobble up her husband, I'm gonna sit in front of my computer (now that I've installed a lexan sneeze-guard)and abuse myself. Not unlike what the rest of ya bozo's are doing. The fun part is being a black-out masturbator, it's kinda like narcolepcy only I pass out with my dork in my hand. AFF...HERE I COME..(snore)

My Ideal Person Smoothe bods, gals of all sizes younger, or older ( to a point), I do have a fondness fer larger breasts, I'm into the fellas as well providing yer not a furball, fat, or old. Into oral, anal, group,rimming, J/O, cumshots female take male with strap-on. Not that pain or bathroom garbage.By garbage I don't mean the band, and by furballs I mean the unrepentant foliage of the common Italian matron.I am the great and powerful Henry Winkler's navel lint..BEHOLD I have SPOKEN!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
That korean retard from American idol

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
self immolation, sleep

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
heartbeat

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Is George burns still alive? Heck, when you think about
it, does it really matter..I mean wow!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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