Hi sexy people! I am a hot, attractive, fit, clean, intelligent, open-minded, laid back, insatiable, bi, submissive, CD. I've been dressing for about 30 years and I truly adore women; in fact...I worship the ground they walk on and truly believe they're the superior gender.

My Ideal Person I guess it's time for an update here.

UPDATED 8/14/2013:

What I'm looking for is pretty simple. I'm looking for friends and great, uninhibited, safe sex with fit bodies.

I definitely prefer women and couples but I'm open to meeting exceptional single men on occasion. I'm also interested in other very fem and passable t-girls. I'm definitely interested in couples first. My biggest dream in life is to meet a hot, professional couple that can host. I would also love to find that elusive woman that wants an actual relationship but is open to being shared. I can't even begin to tell you how much I fantasize about tasting a man and a woman together and a hot creampie for dessert!

For the right lady or couple, I'd be willing to help out around your home. I'm extremely handy and would love to help you out with anything from cleaning to home office/secretarial work, to home improvement, to gardening and/or all of the above. How can you beat free maid service right? Another fantasy of mine is to hostess a party where I'd spend all night serving you and your guests in any manner that you require.

Single men...please...save yourself some time. I WILL NOT RESPOND TO DUMB ASS ONE LINE MESSAGES TELLING ME HOW HOT MY ASS IS. THE ONLY SINGLE MEN THAT INTEREST ME ARE INTELLIGENT, MASCULINE, HUNG, MUSCULAR, PROFESSIONAL, RESPECTFUL, GENTLEMEN THAT ARE WILLING TO TREAT ME LIKE A LADY. That said, if you're that guy, you'll be a VERY happy camper because I love to please and will go out of my way to do so.

Another one of my biggest fantasies in the entire world is to spend a night with two beautiful women with a strap-on and lots of tribbing!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Didn't I already answer this?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Your desk at work

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, cuckold

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
There are several that I would love to fuck just because
they're hot.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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