We are for real - as real as it gets. Plastic fake ass people are [B]not [/B]a turn-on.

My Ideal Person This profile is constantly being updated - so check back often to see if we have changed course and are on your path! As it stands right now - here is some insight.

Single men
Sorry guys, we will let you know if we are interested. That said, feel free to keep friend requesting us, hot listing us, and IM-ing us the second we get online; we will more than likely just ignore you (we simply don't have time in the day to reply - we both work and enjoy what little time we get outside the office).

Life is to be enjoyed
We love the finer things in life, wine, food, scotch, cigars (okay - the last two are him: duh), the point is, we're only here for a minute - so take a break and smell the roses. We really like people who follow this ideology as we will have things in common.

Turn offs
Sexually: Anything that has to do with pain, humiliation, forced domination, degredation, poo, or similar.

Other: Complainers, whiners, politics, religious zealots, bigots, racists, and the like.

Turn ons
Sexually: Those who are open, and want to consume each other. Verbal, and those who express what they like and what they don't.

Other: Folks that take care of themselves, exercise, enjoy travel, eating, drinking, and being merry.

This is free advice that will take you far [and maybe into our bedroom].
1. Don't be a dick!
2. Be tolerant of your fellow humans.
3. Have fun and enjoy life.

Thanks for checking us out - we wish you the best in your searches!