We have found that men who are too fucking lazy to actually read the profile, and/or COMPLETELY fill out their own profile, generally aren’t worth the space that their profile consumes. IM doesn’t always work, shoot us an email. Big fantasy is to find someone who lives in our building. Also would love to find a couple that is as much fun outside of the bedroom as they are in the bedroom. Married couple with BBW female. Male is not new to the scene, but female is. Female likes an anonymous sort of setting where you just walk in the door hard and slide it in. Male loves to see her being fucked but it is not a cuck situation. We love to film when we play and faces are omitted for discretion. If BBW isn’t your thing or you can’t get hard on your own with a condom then we are not the couple for you. She is a bit of a pillow princess and new to the scene. It is face down ass in the air, pussy only. Imagine a pussy glory hole that you can see and is actually real. When we play it is a line of guys sort of scenario (Invited one at a time throughout the day, not just a bunch of guys standing in line, although some overlap has occurred). We typically only play once or twice a month, (ALWAYS ON WEEKENDS) so be patient. If you are in our friends list, it is because we put you there and we either have (or will) play with you. On a side note, if you have a “dungeon” hit us up. Rules, because most don’t read or listen. Sorry to have to do this, but some of you are the exact rea that most couples say “no single men”, and the rea that we have rewritten our profile. #1 NO MEN OF COLOR! #2 Again, because you keep asking...NO MEN OF COLOR! We aren’t racist, we just simply aren’t interested. Put your card back in your pocket, get over yourself, and move on to the next profile. #3 DIsease free. CUT cock. Condoms only. #4 Pussy ONLY. #5 You MUST be able to get hard on your own. #6 If you ask and are told no, and ask again = block. If you ask something that is already explained in the profile, don’t be surprised if we call you a fucking idiot. #7 Currently only accepting men under 50. (Negotiable) #8 We don’t mind if you are married or bi, just let us know up front. #9 Even though it is “anonymous” we still have to chat a bit before playing. This is AFF, not Craigslist. A few have been vetted after brief conversation, and added to the “Do not call list”. Long story short, don’t be a dipshit! We aren’t asking anyone to jump through any hoops to get laid, just be a decent human being. #10 We will ALWAYS be filming and taking pics. No faces, of course. #11 If you have no profile pic and/or your profile is filled with “prefer not to say” then don’t even bother contacting us. #12.....to be continued next time someone does something stupid..... Do not call list: Don’t end up here. Easy_roller from Gainesville. Flipped out when sex wasn’t available right away. Thetonguepleaser from NOVA (won’t even list a city) repeatedly asks for bare sex. When repeatedly told “no” he replies with “fuck off loser”. Wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to sneak the condom off during doggie. King Thoticus from Stafford. Does not read profiles and gets pissed when you call him out on it and calls people racist pricks. His original profile read “why won’t anyone give me a chance”. Well, we believe he answered his own question. DomMascVersTop “my homeowners insurance had to pay medical bills for someone I fucked”.........bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

My Ideal Person Men Under 40 (she isn’t into fucking her father’s friends so to speak), in good shape, couples open, females open.