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PumpaGrumpy 39 / M
"Ready for ALL the FUN!!!"
Matthews, North Carolina, United States
 
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Status
PumpaGrumpy 39/M
Matthews, North Carolina
Ready to have the day I deserve!
Introduction
I'm an interesting guy. Only recently (past few years) have I been out about my sexuality. My long term partners in the past have only gotten to see all of me well after we were in it and I trusted them enough to share. Now I'm old, wise, mature (whatever adjective you'd like to use) enough to want to go into the next one with no secrets about that side of me. I love taking pictures and videos of myself both alone and with others so if you're not ok with that (face/no face, up to you; we can talk turkey later) we're prolly not gonna hit it off. I'm mostly a dom but can be a sub in the right situations and it's really fun every now and then. I've always wanted to be a content creator (direct and film my own porn) but haven't had the right counterpart, so a connection to scratch that ich wouldn't be bad either. If you've taken the time to read all the way to here why aren't you just messaging me already. I'm queer (bisexual) and although I don't really do pain except for a few well placed and timed spanks I enjoy doing what I can to please whoever I'm with. I'm always well groomed down there and expect the same. Warning: Any individuals or institutions wishing to use pictures of our sweet sweet nuts, butts, clits, or tits for purposes including, but not limited to: the ol' choke and stoke, and flicking that bean like Mean Joe Green, you are more than welcome to do so...vigorously if need be. To the University of Sydney, and for that matter, all of Australia: If my pictures make you sploosh, then please send me a message so that I can put a pin in my world map, and have the knowledge that I made someone on another continent cum. (It's just the kind of thing I would want to know.)

My Ideal Person Not afraid to be the true weirdo you are. Always be considerate. Not into pain myself. Loves using toys and messing around anytime anywhere.
Honesty! People, I hate that I have to say it. If you're being dishonest I'll know so let's just save each other the time.
Isn't afraid of having pics/vids taken of them/me.
Willing and open to have other players in the bedroom or on the side or both. (I like to share both my cock and my partner, not as a rule but occasionally) Because let's face it, we're both kick ass people and we can't keep each other all to ourselves. That would be selfish!
Maybe it's you. Won't know unless you message me though.

Information
  • 39 / male
  • Matthews, North Carolina, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or Trans
Birthdate: October 19, 1984
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: Prefer not to say
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Restaurant Manager
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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